1. I was a vegetarian for 8 years and recently gave in to the smell of bacon.

2. My mum lived in France too. She vowed she'd bring her kids up as bilingual. Things would have been a lot easier for me recently had she followed through with her plan.

3. I have a blankie and it's pink and I love it. So there.

4. Some say I'm gullible, I like to say I'm trusting.

5. Sometimes I wish it was acceptable for a girl of my age to play with Barbies.

6. I got addicted to Vicks Sinex nasal spray.

7. And Tetris.

8. And Werthers Originals.

9. I have an addictive personality.

10. When I was less than a year old I had the worst case of chicken pox in Britain. A fact I'm rather proud of.

11. I live in my own little world. It's nice here; pink, fluffy, little bunny rabbits and lots of lolli pops.

12. When I was 16 I paid over 150 quid to be on a modelling agency's books for three years...I never got any jobs.

13. A friend of mine also paid to get on their books. She didn't get any jobs either.

14. I'm an obese girl in an average sized body - just an imposter.

15. No matter how hard I try not to be, I'm a very envious person. I hate it.

16. The only time I smoked a bong I fell down the toilet. Sat on the loo, passed out, and woke up with my legs in the air and my bum stuck in the pan. I should add, I was wearing trousers.

17. I love Irn Bru; Scotland's other national drink.

18. I have never, ever farted in front of my boyfriend. I have eight piercings.

19. but I do burp in front of him. All the time.

20. I failed maths at school and I don't care.

21. I love bread and I could eat a whole loaf in one day. If I wanted to.

22. Sometimes I talk to an imaginary audience while in my kitchen cooking, pretending that I am presenting a cookery programme.

23. I can't allow myself to watch scary films because my imagination is so vivid that late at night I imagine all the scary things in the movie happening to me.

24. I feel like I worry so much that I have to worry about getting an ulcer from worrying so much.

7 comments:

ColbyPants said...

Whats Irn-Bru?

Princesse Ecossaise said...

Irn bru is the best drink in the world!!! It's Scottish and only really sold here, although I think there's a Russian version which is quite random. It's bright orange and delicious. We buy more irn bru than Coke and apparently that makes us unique.

Here; http://www.irn-bru.co.uk/

Zannie said...

hehe, i <3 u! We certainly played with Barbies for far too long as kids, we were like 13! Aww, sometimes I'd like to play again though.
I have also never "gassed" (much politer than "fart") infront of my boyfriend. Yup, five years! It's just too gross and mortifying. Burping is a different matter though, I might explode if I didn't burp, and that would be even grosser than the burp itself. Kisses for you.. x x x x

Princesse Ecossaise said...

Zannie, I can not believe you've been with the V man for all those years and never let one slip! I mean seriously? You need to let me in on the secret! x

KTB said...

Irn Bru is the drink of the gods! I can get it here in Intermarché of all places!

Before that, all friends coming to visit had to bring Irn Bru to ensure my survival!

Just found your blog tonight, but it's late so will read more tomorrow!

KTB

Kendall said...

Where are yu ?

Micah D.L. said...

you are fantastic!

I believe that in your world, unicorns also eat butterflies and poo rainbows...it's only natural!